Posted by: Mudassir Ali | May 31, 2011

Jokes

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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 Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!

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